Aloha Boys

Said exciting conclusion to Alani Grows:

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The man raced across the beach as fast as he could, barreling towards the distressed cries of whatever fair maiden was in peril. When he finally reached the woman, the sight that greeted him he simply was not prepared for.

"Ah, thank goodness ya here ya big moke!"

The "maiden" slowly turned her head around and shot him a sultry gaze. Alani, as she was called, was no ordinary maiden in peril. Her massive chest was just about bursting from her top, and her ample butt was straining the bikini bottoms that clung heroically to her hips; but that was nothing compared to the enormous orb of flesh burdening her middle. Her belly hung out from her body huge and heavy, far larger than any pregnant woman this man had ever seen.

 M...m...MY GOD!" The man stumbled and choked over his words, still trying to process the sight before him. "Lady, are you... are you alright?!"

'Ae, I'm fine" She chuckled "But I do need...something..." She bit her lip as a a blush crept across her cheeks, the effects of the "Paradise Tonic" was still having a lingering effect on her overtaxed body.

"Do you need an ambulance?! Oh no! Are you going into labor?! I'll be right back!" The man continued to panic.

"Ambulance? Don't be dramatic!" She snapped as she rolled her eyes, " I told ya I'm fine! Now listen..."

The sound of ice rattling filled the air as she daintily raised her empty glass. "You hear that? What I DO need, is someone to fetch me another drink."